More Truth In Advertising

 If you're going to offer something crappy on eBay, it's good to have a sense of humor.

 ENGINE WILL NOT QUIT. NEEDS A MUFFLER. BODY HAS NOT AGED GRACEFULLY. THANKFULLY IT IS THE SAME COLOR AS DUCT TAPE. RADIO DOES NOT WORK. SOMETIMES THE ELECTRIC WINDOWS WORK - SOMETIMES THEY DON'T. THE SLIDING DOOR ONLY CURRENTLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE. GREAT BUMPER STICKERS INCLUDED. ONE TIRE HAS A SLOW LEAK. SOMETIMES THE HATCHBACK DOOR DOES NOT OPEN.