These are so applicable for almost any car...
I Thou shalt have no other cars before me.
II Thou shalt not make for thyself any graven images of Chevys, nor of Pontiacs nor of Oldsmobiles, nor of anything that is made by GM; Thou shalt not bow down to them or serve them, for the Renault is a jealous car.
III Thou shalt not take the name of the Renault in vain, even though they forsake thee and send thee no parts.
IV Remember thy oil changes, and keep them faithfully. 3000 Miles shalt thou drive and do all thy errands, but then shalt thy Renault rest and have its oil changed.
V Honor thy 13mm wrench and thy Phillips screwdriver that thy Renault's days may be long in the land of the living.
VI Thou shalt not kill Renaults by driving them in the salt.
VII Thou shalt not commit adultery in the back seat, lest thou hurt thyself, for it is far too cramped back there. And remember ye the benefits of reclining bucket seats.
VIII Thou shalt not steal engines from Chevys for use in Renaults, for this is an abomination.
IX Thou shalt not bear false witness about thy 0-60 time.
X Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Miata, nor his Del Sol, nor his BMW Z3, nor his Mercedes SLK, nor his Volkswagen Cabriolet, nor any Renault that is thy neighbors. Thou shalt fix up thine own instead, and make thy neighbor covet it.
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